80+ Short Motivational Quotes for the Week - Riddle Joy

Let’s face it—Mondays don’t have the best reputation. Whether it’s the painful alarm, the half-hearted coffee, or the endless to-do list, starting a new week can feel like a cruel joke. But here’s the thing: a little humor goes a long way.

A smart one-liner or a sarcastic jab can flip your mindset, even on the roughest morning. Funny and witty quotes don’t just make you laugh—they make you think. They take the edge off the stress, add a splash of personality to your routine, and remind you not to take life too seriously.

This post is your go-to collection of over 80 short motivational quotes for the week. Some are clever, some are dry, some are eye-roll worthy—but all are guaranteed to make your Monday (and the rest of your week) a little better.

Monday Motivation (With a Side of Sass)

Mondays are the start of the work week, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.
You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.
This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.
It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing — it’s not permanent.
I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday.
So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
Mondays are proof that weekends are never long enough.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has superpowers—it disappears in a flash.
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.

Coffee & Chaos

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Life begins after coffee—especially on Mondays.
Behind every productive person is a lot of coffee.
Coffee doesn’t ask questions. Coffee understands.
Step one: drink coffee. Step two: pretend to know what you’re doing.
Espresso yourself—especially before 9 a.m.
I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark, bitter, and too hot to handle.
Coffee first. Everything else—never mind.
There’s no such thing as too much coffee on a Monday.

Weekly Pep Talks (You Didn’t Ask For)

Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week.
You survived last week. You’ll survive this one too.
Start your week with a smile. Or at least try not to frown until Tuesday.
Small steps every day lead to big results. Even if they’re tired, sluggish steps.
If you can make it through Monday, the rest is a piece of cake.
Each week is a fresh start. Or at least a fresh chance to Google “how to be motivated.”
You’ve got this. And by “this,” we mean another round of emails and awkward meetings.
Progress is progress—even if it feels like crawling.
Celebrate the small wins. Like not hitting snooze for the sixth time.
You’re doing better than you think—just look at everyone else faking it too.

Sarcastic Life Wisdom

Don’t take life too seriously—you’re not getting out alive anyway.
The best part of adulthood is the freedom to be constantly tired.
Life isn’t perfect, but your sarcasm can be.
They say “follow your dreams,” but my alarm clock said otherwise.
Adulting is just Googling how to do stuff and hoping no one notices.
Why chase your dreams when you can take a nap?
Mistakes are proof you’re trying—or at least winging it pretty well.
Life is tough, but so are eye rolls.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Mondays: nature’s way of saying “gotcha.”

Workweek Real Talk

Workplace motivation: survive until Friday.
If I had a dollar for every meeting that could’ve been an email, I’d retire today.
The secret to success? Lower your expectations.
I’m not lazy—I’m energy efficient.
That “can-do” attitude is hanging by a thread by Wednesday.
Being overwhelmed is the new normal.
If your job is always on your mind, you’re probably underpaid.
Friday is proof we survived the impossible.
I work best under pressure… which is why I wait until the last second.
My to-do list is mostly just things I’ve been avoiding since Monday.

Midweek Pick-Me-Ups

Wednesday is just Monday’s awkward cousin.
Halfway to the weekend… and still fully over it.
If Wednesday had a mood, it would be: meh.
When in doubt, take a break. Then another.
Keep going—you’re only semi-defeated.
Hump Day feels like a slow-motion faceplant.
You don’t need a miracle, just caffeine and patience.
The week’s not over, but neither are you.
Progress check: still tired. Still showing up.
Midweek mantra: I’ll get through this with snacks and sarcasm.

Friday Feels

Friday: the golden child of the weekdays.
Hello Friday, I’ve been thinking about you all week.
The weekend is almost here—pretend to care until then.
Friday is a reminder that we’ve survived the worst.
If Friday had a scent, it would be hope and coffee.
Work hard, nap harder.
I’m not saying I’m done… but mentally, I’m already on Saturday.
Friday’s productivity tip: fake it ‘til it’s 5 p.m.
Week’s goal: make it to Friday with minimal breakdowns.
Smile—it’s basically the weekend.

Weekend Wins

Saturdays are for doing nothing—and feeling great about it.
My weekend plans? Eat, sleep, avoid responsibilities.
Sundays are for self-care… and maybe a mild panic about Monday.
The weekend is a reward for surviving yourself all week.
Weekend mood: 0% effort, 100% chill.
Sundays are for brunch, naps, and mentally preparing for doom.
I didn’t come this far to only relax halfway.
Relax. Recharge. Regret your weekend choices on Monday.
Dear weekend, please don’t leave me.
Saturday: officially the best day to forget you have a job.

Relatable Adulting Quotes

Adulting: the art of keeping it together while falling apart.
I miss being a kid—zero responsibilities and unlimited snacks.
Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you forgot.
Bills, work, sleep, repeat. That’s the circle of life.
I used to be cool—now I just look for good parking.
Adulthood is mostly cleaning the same spaces repeatedly.
No one warned us that adulthood is mostly appointments and grocery runs.
Happiness is a clean kitchen and no pending emails.
The goal isn’t to have it all together—it’s to convince people you do.
There’s no manual for this—we’re all winging it.

Conclusion

There you have it—80+ short motivational quotes for the week that bring just the right mix of humor, wit, and real-life sarcasm.

Whether you’re crawling into Monday or coasting into Friday, these quotes are here to lift your spirits and maybe even make you laugh out loud (or at least snort quietly).

Which quote hit hardest? Got your own witty wisdom to share? Drop it in the comments, share your favorites with a friend, or bookmark this for when you need a pick-me-up next week. Because let’s be honest—sometimes all you need is a smart quote to get your brain to stop screaming.